"soto" (soto)
01/23/2014 at 17:48 • Filed to: None
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"soto" (soto)
01/23/2014 at 17:48 • Filed to: None | 2
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Just saw this on Reddit and wanted to show the people how NOT to act...when you are 3'4" and have a small dick. Story from the Users Youtube post below:
UPDATE: To those that are asking, I did go back to the police with a formal complaint and the will to prosecute the attacker. Inkedbeast76 helped me tremendously with this effort by guiding me through the whole process. I am forever grateful for such help, especially for someone to help a stranger from YouTube! Everything is in order and I have ID'd the attacker and now it's just a matter of waiting for the results or the call from the PD.
Just for everyone to know. I was NOT trying to race him, and I know the video makes it seem so. But I just wanted to pass him since I noticed he kept staying right next to me. I accelerated a bit to pass him but slowed down when I noticed I was approaching speed limit as well the a yellow light. The guy, for some odd reason, cut right behind me when I passed him, cutting off my friend and tailing me very closely (according to my friend). I didn't notice him behind me since he did it so abruptly, I assume he either got pissed that he thought I was trying to race him? Or that I purposely brake checked him? I was about to tell him that my intention wasn't was to race him but he got all macho on me.
And for those that are wondering. YES I took his little slap to the head. No harm done. I'm not an aggressive guy, I assumed this was another typical road rage, let the guy do his little act and be on with it. Of course I wanted to punch him but that would've made matters worse with all the people watching. If he had tried to take another swing at me then I would've gotten off to defend myself, but 1 little slap was no big deal.
desertdog5051
> soto
01/23/2014 at 17:54 |
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Plus helmet on.
davedave1111
> soto
01/23/2014 at 17:57 |
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For what it's worth, I find the best way to think in these situations is like a ten year old. So...
Haha, he touched your helmet.
P.S. I once had someone break their hand punching my full-face mountain bike helmet. I was too busy laughing to do anything about it.
S H: now with more letters!
> soto
01/23/2014 at 17:59 |
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Ha, I can't believe he seriously said, "Better check yourself, fool!"
Rainbow
> soto
01/23/2014 at 17:59 |
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I want to make some removable bumper stickers that just say "Douchebag" (or something similar) for situations like this. Nothing warrants messing up another person's car, but that doesn't mean they don't deserve to at least THINK that's what happened. If the stickers come off clean and easy, no harm done in the long run. Just a shitload of embarrassment when the driver finally notices. Of course, that would mean following the car until it stops. :/
BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
> soto
01/23/2014 at 18:00 |
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Wow, what an asshat. I'd have a hard time not hitting him with the hammer I always carry.
Because the only way to fix an italian car is with a hammer, in case anyone's wondering, haha...
Rico
> soto
01/23/2014 at 18:00 |
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I would've broke my helmet over his head, but that's just me.
lonestranger
> soto
01/23/2014 at 18:03 |
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I love that the woman in the Caravan stopped and checked that everything was alright. Faith in humanity restored.
SPNKiX
> soto
01/23/2014 at 18:04 |
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You handled it well. I am not sure I would have done the same but I would aspire to. You have your helmet on anyway- difficult to manage that while trying to fight. Also, he did all of that because he wanted to be in front. It is the supreme location.
Prosecute. Absolutely. This little $hit will never remember why he needed to do that but he will remember why he shouldn't do it again.
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soto
> SPNKiX
01/23/2014 at 18:29 |
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I agree with it all..but it wasn't me, I found the video on reddit.
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soto
> Rico
01/23/2014 at 18:31 |
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Yeah, I would have found it very hard to not beat the little shit down, but that would have ruined his case i bet.
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soto
> BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
01/23/2014 at 18:32 |
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That would be a bucket of water....
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soto
> S H: now with more letters!
01/23/2014 at 18:33 |
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He was so small....it made it kinda cute. Like when a little puppy barks at a bigger dog.
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SPNKiX
> soto
01/23/2014 at 18:52 |
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You're still a hero.
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Rico
> soto
01/23/2014 at 19:29 |
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Yeah true but a case would've been the last thought in my mind. I really hate fake tough guys like this. As soon as he stepped out the car I would've got off the bike. Him touching me would've been enough to warrant an ass whooping and I would've showed the cops he assaulted me first and that I was defending myself.
Casper
> soto
01/23/2014 at 20:09 |
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He had much more restraint than I would have. Good on him. As soon as he touched me it would have been good enough for me to have a go.
Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT
> soto
01/23/2014 at 20:27 |
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I would have handled it differently.
I would have dropped the fucker.
Just to show him that he fucked up and maybe that will teach him not to get in someones face.
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soto
> Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT
01/23/2014 at 20:53 |
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I know, I feel the same way. He is a better person than I would have been.
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soto
> Casper
01/23/2014 at 20:54 |
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Im with you. He is better than us i think.
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Rico
> Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT
01/23/2014 at 22:06 |
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You know some people are against ass whoopings, but ass whoopings saves lives. Sometimes an ass whooping can clear someone's mind, bring them back down to reality and show them the error of their ways.
Instead this douche is going to try to be tough with the wrong person who's probably going to put a bullet in him. Ah well, circle of life I guess.
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Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT
> Rico
01/23/2014 at 22:17 |
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Could not agree more.
I was raised old school, I got asswhoopings.
That shit straitens you out fucking fast.
TheOnelectronic
> Rainbow
01/24/2014 at 03:21 |
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Magnets; just toss 'em on. Give them a soft felt coating or something so they won't damage paint.
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TheOnelectronic
> Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT
01/24/2014 at 03:23 |
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I would have punched the shit out of him...
...in my daydream while laying on the ground after getting my ass kicked by someone who's probably way more used to solving problems with violence.
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TheOnelectronic
> soto
01/24/2014 at 03:24 |
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"Oh man, i'm going to go hit that guy wearing an entire suit of armor.* That's an awesome idea."
*ideally
bob and john
> soto
01/24/2014 at 05:07 |
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would have asked him to do it again. then rev and dump clutch and laugh at 400 pounds of bike either A: upper cuts him into tomorrow
B: sacks him hard enough to throw up his nuts
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Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT
> TheOnelectronic
01/24/2014 at 08:54 |
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I'm not a violent person.
but the last time I hit someone I was pissed at I knocked him out in one single hit.
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soto
> bob and john
01/24/2014 at 10:41 |
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I like (B)
xxxxxx
> SPNKiX
01/30/2014 at 14:05 |
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Full face helmet+fight=head protection